Thursday, January 20, 2011


On the use of similes:
"What!? You keep staring at me like I'm some kind of block of ice."

On giving valid testimony:
"I would know because I was there! I'm the one it didn't happen to!"

On loosely related topics:
"It amuses you? Well I know how to make music with bottles."

On Cynology:
"Did you know there is a dog that looks like a llama? Its called a collie."

Oh Em, I love you.

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