How to annoy me

Have you tried to buy toilet paper lately? It's nearly impossible. You can, however, purchase "bath tissue." Like there is some person sitting around saying "our customers find that wiping their behinds with toilet paper is offensive. No one wants to think of those big fluffy rolls as something associated with defecation. From here on out, we shall refer to our product as "bath tissue." Now, doesn't that sound much nicer?"