Isn't it funny when one of the very things that drive you insane is the thing that helps you maintain your sanity?
On properly addressing people:
E: Mama, you can't drink dat juice, dat's for kids.
J: Well, I don't want to be an adult anymore so until I finish this juice box I'm a kid.
a few minutes pass
E: Excuse me, Mama! No, I mean: Hey you, kid! Can I have a pizza roll?
On mechanics and biology:
E: I went potty.
J: Did you flush the toilet.
E: No because it is too loud so if I flush it somebody will get knocked up.
J: Hey Sabrina, I like how your towel matches your bathing suit.
E: Yes, it is very posh.
M: Emily, what does posh mean?
E. I don't know, but I think it is a fancy word for coat.