E: I wanna do something for GeeGee's birthday!
J: Do you want to call her?
E: No, like I want to send her a gift.
J: I already sent her a gift.
E: No, Mama! That was a card not a present.
J: No, baby. I had you decorate a card, but it went with a book I sent her.
E: A book? That's not a present, that is a book.
J: Well then what qualifies as a present?
E: You know...some jewelry...perfume...a toy she can play with...
Happy 80th birthday Grandma!