On social behavior:
"Naturally, Jafar loses because he is not acting beautiful on the inside."
On thinking scientifically:
E: Why does there have to be so many people on Earth?
J: Well I don't know that there has to be, but there are a lot of people on Earth.
E: I know! I bet there are no other planets with people because they got hit by too many meteors and everybody moved here so they wouldn't have to live in busted up houses.
On wearing big girl panties:
"If anybody makes fun of my lip I'm just going to tell them 'I don't want to talk about it,' and walk away."