This is actually a few weeks old - but oh so good. Emily and I had this conversation on January 1 while eating dinner with Ben, Sarah, and Dave. You have never in your life seen four adults working so hard to keep a straight face.
On keeping things vague:
E: ..an' then we watched Balto an'...
J: Oh you did? E:
J: But you told me earlier you didn't watch any TV or movies at Grandma's house. So you told me a story. -complete silence at the table-
J: Either earlier today or just now you told a story.
E: Well it was an accident.
J: Which one.
E: The lying one.