Emily!

On logic
Me: Oh baby, you know you might want to put those shoes on the other feet.
Emily: *looks at her feet, looks around* Do you mean my hands because dees are da only feet I got.

On letter identification:
Emily read me Mr. Brown can Moo, can You? She "reads" by pointing to every letter in each word and telling me what it is and then telling me the color of the word. We also usually have to count something on the page. So on Mr. Brown can Cock a Doodle Doo! Emily says: D-O-O-D-L-E for me! When he whisper whispers Emily says: W-H-I-S-P-E for me!-R.

On illness:
Emily: I don't fweel good.
Me: Oh no! Are you gonna be alright?
Emily: No. I died.