E: My baby wants chock-o-lot ice scream, but I want pink.
J: Well how 'bout we get you pink ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
E: *gasp* Yes! I want pink ice cream with spock-o-lots!
On culture: "Da woff ate da duck!"
On medical help and sympathy: "Mama, did you burn your hand on da i-run?...Kin I see? It looks like da skin is melted off...Maybe I will kiss it an make it fweel better later because DAT is gwross."